The cops came twice today

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The cops were really in the mood today..

..to fight some Kia crime..

…because they showed up to my house - TWICE.

Once at 5 am…

And another around 1 pm.

My friend answered the 5 am knock…

The cop wanted to confirm that the Kia with the busted window was not stolen..

Even though he tracked the car back to me and my address…

Which is where the car is parked.

Then 2 cops stopped in the early afternoon…

And I confirmed that I did not steal my own car..

These guys are extremely worried about my 2015 Kia instead of like murders and stuff.

😂

But I’m glad they want to catch Kia thieves.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya Kia’s…

Cause they stealin everybody out here.

Here’s why my window isn’t fixed yet:

It actually takes a week for the replacement glass to come in for my broken window…

Because… get this… people smash in Kia windows so often to try to steal the cars..

That all the glass is on BACKORDER!

I realized that’s my big business goal next year…

To be like Kia window replacement glass..

With my services so in-demand that I’m on backorder…

With dozens and dozens of qualified folks on my waitlist…

That’s what Zack Zeller told me yesterday on my call with him and Donovan…

“We are going to make you high in demand like a Kia window”

Haha no he didn’t say that…

But he did say that once our funnel gets to a certain point…

The demand for my offer will outweigh supply…

So I can charge higher and have a lot more leverage over my offers.

Well, I actually have a lot of work to do before my international trip next week.

Gotta jet!

-Rachelle C Davis

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