I'm being held ransom by Colombian drug lords

Not much time to write you..

I’m here locked up in a dirty bathroom in Colombia..

Mouth gagged..

A couple of drug lords kidnapped me and threw me in here..

They said I don’t look street enough to pull off selling coke for them..

They asked, how else can I make them money?

I wiggled my long fingers in the air like I was playing piano..

But nope I’m not that great at piano…

I was air typing simple emails that make money..

It took them a minute to understand what copywriting is..

So we played charades for awhile where I typed in the air with my fingers…

And then made it rain with my hands.

They said, ok..

Since you’re too white to sell coke for us..

Then type us emails to make us money.

Or you die.

That’s why I’m frantically writing you…

To save my life..

And bring me back home to America…

So I can continue to write you damn good emails..

I gotta pay their ransom first with sales from my emails…

So I’m gonna offer you something you can’t get anywhere else..

“The Best of 2023: The Damn Good Emails Collection”

I plan to take my best and favorite emails I sent to my list in 2023…

And I’ll put them in a collection…

PLUS I’ll write commentary on them.

This can be anything from what I was thinking when I wrote each email…

Or I might give you the “copy formula” for an email…

I might expand on something I said… or even retract it…

Give you more context or a background story…

Whatever I think will be interesting and helpful.

It’s kind of like my “reaction video” to my own emails.

This is important though…

I can’t make this product unless I get back to America alive.

I’m supposed to be back by next week..

And then I can curate this collection for you…

That means for today through Sunday, you can pre-order this curated collection for only $17.

After that, the price will go up.

So if you like my copywriting style..

Or you’re one of the people who told me you’re my biggest fan..

Or you want to hear my thoughts behind some of the biggest emails I’ve sent this year…

Then pre-order your copy of the “Best of 2023: Damn Good Emails Collection” right here:

https://buy.stripe.com/bIY4jYcgb4Lw6RO9B2

And get a curated collection of my best and favorite emails I wrote in 2023… with new additional commentary from me…

But hurry, if you wait even a few hours…

I might already be dead.

-Rachelle C Davis